4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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