I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
