2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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