I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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