You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My liver just broke up with me...
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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