mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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