i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you have to choose: penises or morals?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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