3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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