I hope mine doesn't look like that
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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