? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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