I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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