Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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