Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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