Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Your penis caused this!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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