Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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