i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
That accounts for only three of the penises
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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