he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
