Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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