I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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