mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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