i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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