Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Thank you for not boning my boss.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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