So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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