508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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