But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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