Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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