I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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