Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she told me i tasted like america
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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