But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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