i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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