i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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