You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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