It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Randomize
