I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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