Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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