White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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