Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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