Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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