i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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