1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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