i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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