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Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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