Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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