You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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