"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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