Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
