It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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