she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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