the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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