I didn't shave. On purpose
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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