awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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