Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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