Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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