Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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